GeekShed Quote Database

<~Sam[MacPro]> na went to a car park
<~CornishNerd> oooh nice
<~CornishNerd> just you
<~CornishNerd> your friend
<~CornishNerd> empty car park
< ~CornishNerd> sooooooo what we gonna do
< ~Brigitte> rrooommmmmmmaaaaaannnnnnnnccccccccccccceeeeeeeeeeeeeee
~CornishNerd throws a Durex thru the window
<~Sam[MacPro]> its hard in his car
<~Brigitte> is it?
<~CornishNerd> lmfao
<~Sam[MacPro]> freeking can’t flick the steering around quick
<~CornishNerd> It’s hard is it
<~Sam[MacPro]> oh ffs!
<~Sam[MacPro]> you bastards
~CandyCane dances
~Radien licks CandyCane
<~CandyCane> I’m pretty sure you ain’t sposed to do that
<~Radien> oh why not?
<~Radien> your a candycane right?
<~CandyCane> a taken one :p
<~Radien> oh im okay with that..
<~Radien> i’ll give you back once im done licking it
<~Radien> er you
* ~ChristmasStar facepalms
* ~BadSanta rolls eyes
<~ChristmasStar> THAT IS THE BEST CONVO EVAR.
<comments247> I consider invasion of privacy that you cant kick me with my ip adress
<comments247> I demand the completely and instantly shut down of internet


You heard it, folks. The Internet needs to be shut down!
<RyoX> anyone alive?
<Nobbie> only about 7bn ppl worldwide, which is part of the problem ;)
<Phil> lol
<Nobbie> doubled in the past 50 years
<Nobbie> and that’s Bn in american standards, not metric
<User_8679> Lol Whats the best hacker name: BlackRa1n, Corrupt, Scorpion, Pheonix,
or Hax0r,
< CCMike> n00b
* Stuzilla is now known as Jesus
* Mist is now known as God
* Jesus has quit (Killed (God (You are no son of mine. Repent!)))
* Stuzilla (~Stuzilla@Stuzilla.com) has joined #help
* DrPepper gives voice to Stuzilla
* Stuzilla is now known as jesus
* jesus has quit (Killed (God (See previous statement: You are no son of mine. So there’ll
be no child support. In any case, that’d be paid out to your mother, the poor thing.)))
<rygavs> but time to set up my reciever
<rygavs> also,
<rygavs> open box items are the best invention ever
<rygavs> FUCK
<rygavs> ITS MISSING THE REMOTE
<MornNickB> ohh dear
<rygavs> back to bestbuy
<penelope> I guess they’re not the best invention ever, then.
<~Kat> Katie go down on Danneh
* Katie FLOPS DOWN ON DANNEH
<@shaggysi0> she learnt that off Lexie
<Alexis> I can’t swallow that!
<Radien> go for it Alexis
* Lexie shoves her "cock" in Alexis’ mouth.
<Alexis> ooh more, more! MORE!

<Lexie> !topic #LexiesDomain // fetishes

<Katie> THE GIANT FLESH-EATING DEMON SQIUD HAS ESCAPED! SEXURITY! PROTECT YOUR
MASTER! GIR! DEFRENSIVE MODRE!]
<Katie> -typo
<Lexie> ..
<Kat> Katie I love you
* Allan puts his giant demon squid back in his pants…
<Allan> how did that get out
* Kat snorts at Allan
<AlastorMoody> >.>
<shaggysi0> LOL
<AlastorMoody> oh God
<Kat> that was actually damn funneh
<Kat> I’m still snickering
<shaggysi0> it was very well timed
<Lexie> WAIT
<Lexie> tentacles.
* Lexie steals Allan off
<Kat> !
<shaggysi0> LOL
<Lexie> You and I shall be /very/ good friends.

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