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<@Hooch> (Random FML) Today, I went to get my underarms waxed. I’m usually not
self-conscious because I figure they see worse stuff all the time. When I raised my arm
for her to wax my armpit she looked at me, laughed and said "Well I guess that’s how
I know it’s winter in Wisconsin!" FML
< Taters> i lol’ed at that
<@Talia> I cringe with the thought of waxing armpits. That would HURT.
< Taters> i was always a fan of the pain waxing the inner leg would bring
< Taters> that’s a rather tender area
<@Talia> There was a case recently of a guy getting a brazillian wax as part of a
charity thing and the tore open his sack when yanking the wax off.
< Taters> well, i didn’t want to go that far
<%pastubbs> unread unread
<%pastubbs> damnit too late
< Taters> tbh
< Taters> i bet that bled like hell
<%pastubbs> unread unread
< Taters> i mean, not much down there but blood and testicles
<%pastubbs> unread unread
<@Talia> yep
< Taters> just gushing
<%pastubbs> stop
* @Talia could describe worse
* Taters could make up worse
< Taters> lol, that’s funny
<@Talia> pastubbs, I could describe SRS if you really want
<%pastubbs> no
< Taters> srs
< Taters> !wiki srs
<@Hooch> Wiki SRS or SrS may stand for:
<@Hooch> Wiki http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Srs&redirect=yes
< Taters> thanks for the help
< Taters> hooch
<@Hooch> Yes, Taters?
< Taters> you suck
< Taters> ahh
< Taters> yes
< Taters> that’s pretty bad, Talia
<@Talia> what’s so bad about it?
< Taters> in terms of things that would make pastubbs go UNREAD UNREAD
<@Talia> ahh, okay
<@Talia> yep
<@Talia> and yes, I was referring to the first redirect ;)
< Taters> i was thinking srs labs
< Taters> which is a it further down
< Taters> i was like, wth is eww about sound technology
<@Talia> heh
< Taters> so, i may not have mentioned it
… after a few minutes…
* @Talia thinks that wiki reference made pastubbs comatose
* Taters smiles shyly
<@Talia> ho, hum. iPhone.
<%pastubbs> yes it did
<@Talia> lol
<%pastubbs> in fact !drink
* %the_big_O sends a triple shot to pastubbs
* @Talia grins evilly
<%pastubbs> !drink
* %the_big_O sends a triple shot to pastubbs
<%pastubbs> I needed another
<@Talia> pastubbs, did you know that they don’t use general anesthetic for it
anymore? Use epidural.
<%pastubbs> why do I keep reading
* @Talia is laughing her ass off
< Taters> i wish i could laugh my ass off
< Taters> damn thing is like
< Taters> needing to be removed
<@Talia> well, more making the ‘outie’ an ‘innie’
<%pastubbs> !drink
* %the_big_O sends a triple shot to pastubbs
< Taters> !drink
* %the_big_O sends a triple shot to Taters
< Taters> nice
<%pastubbs> well gnight folks
< Taters> don’t forget to
< Taters> <inny outy refference>
* %pastubbs (~pastubbs@pastubbs.com) Quit (Quit: Don’t follow me)
< Taters> my head hurts
<%the_big_O> good
<@Talia> that was too much fun
< Taters> still here he is :p
<%the_big_O> no it wasn’t
<@Talia> I know :D
< Taters> Talia, some people just don’t want to have their outie’s anymore
* @Talia knows this
< Taters> it’s achange from the old hack and slash days of yesteryear
< Taters> what’s theprocess for what they do now? :D
<%the_big_O> ok I’m gone cya tommorow


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