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* Amazed is lonesome
<cryptodan> you have root
<Amazed> sudo, actually
<Amazed> I never bothered to enabled the root account
<cryptodan> You can spawn processes like mad then when they misbehave kill them lol
<cryptodan> cant do that in real life they will haul you off.
<Amazed> but will a userland process cuddle?
<cryptodan> it might
<cryptodan> just gotta cat it the right way
<cryptodan> dont tar it and it wont complain
<Amazed> The problem with the relationship daemon is that it is so resource
intensive
<Amazed> it gobbles up CPU time and leaks memory like mad
<cryptodan> nice it
<Amazed> can’t
<Amazed> renicing the relationsD proc will cause a crash
<cryptodan> dump it and start another lol
<Amazed> still working on configuring it
<Amazed> haven’t gotten it to run yet
<cryptodan> missing deps?
<Amazed> possibly
<Amazed> I tend to think that there’s a conflict with my AppArmor
<Amazed> or maybe SELinux
<cryptodan> yeah those kids can be a pain
<Amazed> I hear that installing it as a kernel module can help, but I’m not ready
for that kind of commitment :p
cryptodan> That can bloat the kernel
Amazed> totally
<cryptodan> maybe cause security issues as well
<Amazed> not to mention system instability
<Amazed> if the kernel module fails, the whole system can come crashing down
<cryptodan> crashes and kernel panics to much to deal with
<Amazed> yeah
<Amazed> the plugins sure are tempting, though :p
<cryptodan> You may also have to increase the size of the land as well
<cryptodan> support more kernel calls and modules
* Amazed wishes there was a ./configure script
<cryptodan> wouldnt that be nice
<Amazed> hell, even a man page would be nice
<Amazed> I tell you, the documentation for this thing sucks
<cryptodan> yeah no doubt but then youd be constantly updating it and rebooting
<Amazed> another thing is that it locks resources and prevents multiple instances
<Amazed> still, running in single user mode has its perks ^.^
<cryptodan> Yup nice and secure
<cryptodan> you can mount at will
<Amazed> provided the filesystem isn’t dirty
<Amazed> and even then, but it’s not a good idea
<cryptodan> at that point a nice fsck would do
<bigglesworth> sorry, have to repair my school;s servers remotely
<bigglesworth> back in a minute or 121212
* Jordan giggles at bigglesworth
< Jordan> Henco, can you smell that?
<@Henco> hmmm
<@Henco> yes
<@Henco> what is it
<@Henco> horse?
<@Henco> sheep?
< Jordan> Bull!
<@Henco> ah yes!
<Katie> Honestly, I don’t know how that baton got in therre. I must ahve slipped
<Cleta> where have you been Katie ?
<Katie> Amsterdam.
<Cleta> what did you do there Katie ?
<Katie> A FLOPPY DISDK]
<Cleta> lol
* @satan hides from tengrrl
<Ze_Spy> Satan hiding from someone.
<Ze_Spy> End of world.
* JamieI-iPod (~JamieI@JamieI.vhost) has joined #macintosh
* Made4Mac gives voice to JamieI-iPod
<Katie> You are the weakest link, goodbye.
* JamieI-iPod has quit (Quit: JamieI-iPod)
<MagicalAquaX|Japan> xD
macs: what do i have to do to prove that i am a geek
~blaster: type /part
macs has left #geeks
<~iYorkie> OSX is the only thing i like
<~iYorkie> thats about it
<~iYorkie> anything else sux
<~iYorkie> mac sux
<~iYorkie> iphone sux
<~iYorkie> ipad sux
< MagicalAquaX[Away]> My New iPod Touch that scratched when I breathed on it is
crying
<~iYorkie> itouch sux
<~iYorkie> i* sux
Guess Rocky won’t use that auto slap-back script anymore…

* Cretemonster is now known as hismeat
* hismeat slaps therock247uk with a smelly sea bass
* therock247uk slaps hismeat with a copy of microsoft windows me.
<hismeat> lmfao
<hismeat> thats great!!!!

* Cretemonster is now known as hisJohnson
* hisJohnson slaps therock247uk with a pickled Herring
* therock247uk slaps hisJohnson with a copy of microsoft windows me.
<therock247uk> ffs!
* hisJohnson is now known as Cretemonster

* Kat is now known as HisWinky
* HisWinky slaps therock247uk with a random heavy object
* therock247uk slaps HisWinky with a copy of microsoft windows me.
<therock247uk> DAMMIT
<Cretemonster> lmfao
* HisWinky is now known as Kat
<Kat> I had to
From #freekie

<Freekie> Kat
<Freekie> does fruit punch stain? :s
<therock247uk> LOL
<Freekie> had a txt message that excited me too much last night and i spilt :S
<Freekie> my bed looks like somoene lost blood
<Freekie> lol
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