Over the past few weeks, we at GeekShed have been working to identify the areas of service which are lacking, and any changes that could be made in order to improve your experience on GeekShed. We have noticed that the number of trolls (someone who posts inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum, chat room or blog, with the primary intent of provoking other users into an emotional response) is on the increase.

Because of this, we have identified the requirement for the appointment of a public relations consultant to head up the team whose primary role will be to combat the effects of trolling on GeekShed.

Stuzilla has been on GeekShed for many years and his appointment was provoked by his extensive experience and the friendly rapport he creates with many users. In a recent user spawned petition named “Make Stuzilla an Oper” he received over 1000 signatures of support. This is truly overwhelming and we cannot ignore this.

EDIT: For those of you who didn’t notice (this includes most people) this was an April fools Joke. Have a nice day.