GeekShed Quote Database
Dec 20th
Allan> my building hacked in an intercom system, and electronic locks on the outside
doors
Allan> but they just VoIP’d it, and made it call my phone
UncleJohn> "Hmm yeah 411, whats the number for apartment G1? No no not the phone,
the door!"
Allan> no
Allan> our apparents are numbered
UncleJohn> "Im sorry, im currently not available to open the door, if you would
leave your name, number, ill be sure to open the door later."lol
Allan> i’m not on my phone that often
UncleJohn> "Were sorry the door your trying to reach is no longer available, if
you feel you have reached this door in error, please hang up and knock instead. Thak
you."lol
doors
Allan> but they just VoIP’d it, and made it call my phone
UncleJohn> "Hmm yeah 411, whats the number for apartment G1? No no not the phone,
the door!"
Allan> no
Allan> our apparents are numbered
UncleJohn> "Im sorry, im currently not available to open the door, if you would
leave your name, number, ill be sure to open the door later."lol
Allan> i’m not on my phone that often
UncleJohn> "Were sorry the door your trying to reach is no longer available, if
you feel you have reached this door in error, please hang up and knock instead. Thak
you."lol
Dec 20th
<+Bkil|Sleep> they make themselves easy to be intentified
<&Fort> Yeah, they do.
<&CCMike[wk]> thats because you can’t fix stupid
<&Fort> The red concentric circles are a giveaway.
<&Fort> Yeah, they do.
<&CCMike[wk]> thats because you can’t fix stupid
<&Fort> The red concentric circles are a giveaway.
Dec 19th
penis was kicked by blaster (Please change your nick.)
<@12@blaster> that’s gonna hurt….
<@12@blaster> that’s gonna hurt….
Dec 18th
<Dancer> Phil for christmas this year I want um..three new servers up.lol
<Bears_Grandpa> three servers, two static IPs and a dual-failover aggregate switch
<OmniDragon> and a partridge in a pear tree
<Bears_Grandpa> three servers, two static IPs and a dual-failover aggregate switch
<OmniDragon> and a partridge in a pear tree
Dec 18th
<Phil> I’m getting a lot of drugs mails lately, Allan
<Phil> all getting past SA – I had to add a custom rule
<Allan> me too
<Allan> what kind of custom rule?
<Phil> Cia ikv lis
<Phil> Tada mut lafil 10/20mg
<Phil> $1.66 Per P pr ill More info
* Allan wishes sa-update would catch this shit faster
<Phil> I just did ‘Cia lis’
<SoiledBargains> Is there a "Via gra" rule, too? :P
<Allan> phil: i don’t want it to trigger on my CIA conspiracy theory mailing list
though
<Phil> all getting past SA – I had to add a custom rule
<Allan> me too
<Allan> what kind of custom rule?
<Phil> Cia ikv lis
<Phil> Tada mut lafil 10/20mg
<Phil> $1.66 Per P pr ill More info
* Allan wishes sa-update would catch this shit faster
<Phil> I just did ‘Cia lis’
<SoiledBargains> Is there a "Via gra" rule, too? :P
<Allan> phil: i don’t want it to trigger on my CIA conspiracy theory mailing list
though
Dec 18th
<&Fort> ChrisPirilloisthebest: Probably because it has the channel owner’s name
in your nick.
<ChrisPirilloisthebest> <Pctech37> i do not care
<+Pctech37> fort does.
* ChrisPirilloisthebest was kicked by CornishNerd (Please change your nick.)
<+Pctech37> He’s a mod.
in your nick.
<ChrisPirilloisthebest> <Pctech37> i do not care
<+Pctech37> fort does.
* ChrisPirilloisthebest was kicked by CornishNerd (Please change your nick.)
<+Pctech37> He’s a mod.
Dec 18th
<@BigRedPimp> o/"Another bug bites the dust / Another bug bites the dust / And
another marked ‘Done’ and another one ‘Done’ / Another bug bites the dust / Hey, you need
to commit it too / Another bug bites the dust."/o
another marked ‘Done’ and another one ‘Done’ / Another bug bites the dust / Hey, you need
to commit it too / Another bug bites the dust."/o
Dec 18th
Selectively quoted to remove anything un-funny:
<Allan> Phil: my binary code works, i tested it
<Phil> Allan, clearly not
<Allan> it did too
<Allan> i tested it as allan-login.php
<Pctech37> nerds.
<Phil> thanks for the input, Pctech37
<Henco> jealous.
<Phil> o.0
<Allan> Pctech37: this from the n00bstick that things he can get a settlement free
peering agreement just out of his pure awesomeness
<Pctech37> So what is this script even for?
<Phil> QDB, Pctech37
<Allan> Pctech37: its just to baffle people like you
<Henco> lol
<Ryan> it’s really for unlocking the 9th chevron on a planet without a naquadriah
core
<Pctech37> Just get some other qdb code
<Phil> the root is an echo of the result
* Phil sets mode: +b *!*@protectedhost-8808C5C0.sttlwa.dsl-w.verizon.net
* Pctech37 was kicked by Phil (Phil)
<Allan> Phil: my binary code works, i tested it
<Phil> Allan, clearly not
<Allan> it did too
<Allan> i tested it as allan-login.php
<Pctech37> nerds.
<Phil> thanks for the input, Pctech37
<Henco> jealous.
<Phil> o.0
<Allan> Pctech37: this from the n00bstick that things he can get a settlement free
peering agreement just out of his pure awesomeness
<Pctech37> So what is this script even for?
<Phil> QDB, Pctech37
<Allan> Pctech37: its just to baffle people like you
<Henco> lol
<Ryan> it’s really for unlocking the 9th chevron on a planet without a naquadriah
core
<Pctech37> Just get some other qdb code
<Phil> the root is an echo of the result
* Phil sets mode: +b *!*@protectedhost-8808C5C0.sttlwa.dsl-w.verizon.net
* Pctech37 was kicked by Phil (Phil)
Dec 18th
* billythekid is now known as wyattearp
* MMelville is now known as Marshall_Matt_Dillon
<@wyattearp> MM, nice
* wyattearp is now known as billythekid
<@billythekid> turns out, I already had a cool cowboy name
* MMelville is now known as Marshall_Matt_Dillon
<@wyattearp> MM, nice
* wyattearp is now known as billythekid
<@billythekid> turns out, I already had a cool cowboy name
Dec 18th
iJonathan>Thunderbolts of lightning, very very frighting,me!
UncleJohn>thwap iJonathan
&RoboUncle thwaps iJonathan and puts a dunce hat on there head. "You deserve
this."
iJonathan>o.o
@iJonathan cries
RoboUncle>Suck it up you big baby, walk it off! Aww whats the matter, you stub your wil
toe? I dont give a rats ass! I hoped your toe snaped in half you maggot!
~UncleJohn>lol
iJonathan>slap RoboUncle
(iJonathan) was kicked by (RoboUncle)(Nice try dumb ass!)
(Join:(iJonathan)(~iJonathan@host)
(PEBKAC) sets mode:(+o iJonathan)
UncleJohn>hehe
iJonathan>I forget about your various bot commands sometimes.
UncleJohn>thwap iJonathan
&RoboUncle thwaps iJonathan and puts a dunce hat on there head. "You deserve
this."
iJonathan>o.o
@iJonathan cries
RoboUncle>Suck it up you big baby, walk it off! Aww whats the matter, you stub your wil
toe? I dont give a rats ass! I hoped your toe snaped in half you maggot!
~UncleJohn>lol
iJonathan>slap RoboUncle
(iJonathan) was kicked by (RoboUncle)(Nice try dumb ass!)
(Join:(iJonathan)(~iJonathan@host)
(PEBKAC) sets mode:(+o iJonathan)
UncleJohn>hehe
iJonathan>I forget about your various bot commands sometimes.