GeekShed Quote Database

&Pierce: a prision cell with allan sleeping ontop of me sounds more inviting
<@Cady> my god
<@Cady> the cat just slapped me
<@tengrrl> wow. that’s one mean-ass cat
<&Muad`Dib> hmm, bitchslapped by a kitty, and i thought my day was bad
<hershey> oh omg guys guess what, i got a <censored> that lights up when you
get near a wi-fi connection!!
< Sam[MacPro]> thanks CCMike
< Sam[MacPro]> I’ll notice you what he was typing about you
< Sam[MacPro]> hey sam
< Sam[MacPro]> 17:29
< Sam[MacPro]> can you help m with something?
< Sam[MacPro]> 17:29
< Sam[MacPro]> i can’t chat in the #chriss chat room because of the Voice ( v) stuff
< Sam[MacPro]> 17:29
< Sam[MacPro]> can you tell that to CCMike(that stinking <censored> head)?
< Sam[MacPro]> 17:33
< Sam[MacPro]> tell him im unable to text chat at #chris because of that* You need
voice ( v) (#chris)"
< Sam[MacPro]> crap
< Sam[MacPro]> my bad
< Android> Umm
< Apollo> lol
< Android> Notice fail
<&CCMike> thats QDB material
< toop> haha fial
< toop> phlial*
< UbuntuStudio> spelling fail
< toop> shuush
< UbuntuStudio> btw its phail
<null> lol
<@Pierce> thats epic phail UbuntuStudio
< toop> well i say phlial! :p
<null> @toop But then failing might be confused with flailing.
< UbuntuStudio> Pierce, He was spelling the incorrect spelling of fail incorrectly
< UbuntuStudio> :P
< toop> haha
<@Pierce> epic
<@Pierce> telling you
<@Pierce> epic
cunijoeme>dell insperon 545
(Lot of talk bout how you cant oc that model of dell computer)
cunijoeme> well its a intel core 2 Quad Q6600 runing at 2.6 gh
cunijoeme> its the new range
cunijoeme> wich is underclocked
UncleJohn> LOL
UncleJohn> 2.6 is not udoced.
UncleJohn> My sister has that same computer blaster, its a desktop
blaster> even so, Dell doesn’t allow BIOS overclocking
cunijoeme1> but now with my water cooling its 28 degres maximum at idle
UncleJohn> Huh??
blaster> what? water cooling a POS Dell?
blaster> bahahaha
@blaster dies
UncleJohn>Ok so you bought a new dell? Then voided the warranty..Ok ok
UncleJohn> Then THEN!
UncleJohn> Wait let me get this..
Hammy> lolz
UncleJohn> YOu removed the heat sink,and put a water cooling sink onto the cpu?LOL
UncleJohn> That you cant oc?
cunijoeme> i hope every one inn the chatroom has lernt a lesson today dont buy dell if
you want to oc
blaster> cunijoeme I knew that like 7 years ago
blaster> hahaha

<Matt`> does anyone know why people do (connection reset by peer)
<Matt`> does that mean someone your age disconnected you lol
<CCMike> VAG is bloatware
<Blizzardo1> PartyParty-> You are setting a threat to your server
<CCMike> AVG*
<&SnowAngel> [Name Withheld], it is not smart to post your age in a chatroom :)
<Ze_Spy> Especially when you’re as old as time itself. I’m looking at you T-Rex!
* T-Rex flings the contents of a tar pit at Ze_Spy
<SnowAngel> lol Ze_Spy
<Ze_Spy> ;D
<LockiVids> get dual core
<LockiVids> or quad
<Ze_Spy> Dual is outdated, bro.
<&SnowAngel> no T-Rex is not outdated!!
<&SnowAngel> oh Dual, thats odd, i read T-Rex
<Ze_Spy> bwahaha
* T-Rex sniffles and goes on a make-over show
<Ze_Spy> SnowAngel, don’t deny it. You know as well as I do. :)
* SnowAngel rubs eyes again
<&SnowAngel> lol T-Rex
* T-Rex rubs SnowAngel’s eyes too, just for good measure
<Ze_Spy> How did you reach?
<&SnowAngel> teuhm…thanks!…i think..
<&T-Rex> lol
* SnowAngel searches for her lost left eye
< BlackIce> lol SnowAngel
<&SnowAngel> oh there it is..staring at my teapot, whereelse!
<Ze_Spy> SnowAngel, the first step to quitting an addiction is admitting it. :D
<&SnowAngel> ok
* SnowAngel clears throat
<&SnowAngel> "Hi, I am Brigitte and i’m e tea-aholic"
<Ze_Spy> SnowAngel, there, now doesn’t that just feel much better?
* T-Rex pats Brigitte on the back. Well done, dear.
<&SnowAngel> ty guys..*sniffles, but feels so proud*
<&T-Rex> Soo if you’d like to start by making me a cup of tea Bri, that’d be
great
<&Pierce> MrsPhil
<&Pierce> ssh
* ~MrsPhil tackles Piercey
<~MrsPhil> HAI!!!!
<~MrsPhil> you is my squishy
<~MrsPhil> And I shall call you my squishy.
<~MrsPhil> And you shall be my chair, squishy!
<~MrsPhil> =]
<&Pierce> fine by me
<&Pierce> so long as you dont sit still
<&Pierce> and move about a bit
<&Pierce> we should be good
* ~MrsPhil rolls eyes
<~MrsPhil> You’re such a pervert.
<~MrsPhil> Just like Allan.
* &Pierce looks around
* &Pierce points at himself
<&Pierce> me?
<~MrsPhil> Yes.
<~MrsPhil> YOU!
<&Pierce> really?
<~MrsPhil> Mhm.
<~MrsPhil> You’re like..
<~MrsPhil> …
<&Pierce> but but… ive never even had a girlfriend..
<&Pierce> or been with a girl
<~MrsPhil> So?
<~MrsPhil> OMGEEh.
<&Pierce> so
<&Pierce> like
<&Pierce> how could i be a pervert?
<~MrsPhil> Who says
<~MrsPhil> You haven’t had a boyfriend?
<&Pierce> i have
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